A Week with Andy Kister, Part 1: A Limerick

"It was Monday in the house of Kister Andy opened a website that's rather sinister The site contains p*rn at 9 in the morn and the first thing he saw was his sister

Andy is shocked, thought his sister's a longer But it doesn't stopped him getting a boner

Vid's a lengthy sum

Jack till kingdom come

If he got caught he'll be a goner.